Just as Glenn Beck prophesied....

I know. I was as surprised as anyone.

After watching Congress vote to enact sweeping health care reform (a few nights ago) and the President signing the Healthcare Bill into law this morning, I was surprised by a squadron of Commu-Nazi soldiers breaking down my front door. They grabbed me out of my kitchen, threw me in the backseat of an electric car, and took me to the nearest abortion clinic. It didn't matter how much I tried to explain that I was a man and thus unable to conceive a child. When they finally determined that I wasn't pregnant, they figured they had me there and might as well remove something, so they took out my pancreas and sold it to an ACORN employee for a pack of menthol cigarettes.

Just like Glenn and his "Chalkboard of Freedom" said they would.
Thanks for this!

Michael Jackson 'Death Investigation Complete, Doctor Faces Charges'

The LAPD investigation into the death of Michael Jackson has been completed, according to reports. Detectives are expected to present the case to the Los Angeles County District Attorney within weeks.


TMZ reports that the investigation was "exhaustive" and "extremely thorough", and that Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, is likely to face criminal charges.

Dr Murray is reported to have been with Jackson in the hours before his death on June 25th last year.

It's about time.....

(courtesy of  Robert Benson)

I vow....

...that if any of my kids goes in this direction, when it comes to piercing....

I WILL DO THE SAME, AND GO EVERYWHERE WITH THEM TO SHOW THEM HOW COOL WE BOTH LOOK!!!!! (we'll see how long it lasts, before they decide we're both idiots!!)